Being a virgin blogger here is a sampling of what type of questions I will ask on my site.

1- Why is there an embossed dash on the letter f on my keyboard?

2- Why is it that everytime a garbage can appears in a movie it is immediatly struck by a car van or any other type of vehicle?

3- Why are there so many damn commercials (thank God for tivo )?

4- Can anyone explain the attraction and outright devotion to Elvis ?

5-  I removed this question because it evidently offended someone. I certainly do not want to offend anyone.